A Ladder?

As ever with charity shops, you go in to look for one thing and come out with something completely different. This time, the intended t-shirt became an unintentional step ladder. Not even a proper step ladder, but a really small one like you'd use for getting intelligent books off high shelves. Intelligent books I don't possess, off a high shelf which doesn't exist. 

Whatever, it was only £4 and it may come in useful. Oh God, I just turned into my Dad. 

                                         It makes a good drying rack I guess....